I have to go to bed soon
Like.
Pretty much now.
And I have to shower in the morning, which means getting up even earlier.
Gawd dang it.
Why do I feel so tired?
My eyes keep threatening to close.
It’s 430.
No.
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
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- Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
- English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
- WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
- SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
- Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
- Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
- Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
- California Person: Oh great, more fog.
- Spirit World: Haha.
- Canadian Person: IT'S FINALLY SPRING! HOLY SHIT!
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
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If you must know I just got out of the shower.
Yay for showers!




